Introducing Teevolution's legendary Slogan T-shirt: the perfect blend of wit and comfort! Crafted from 100% vegan-friendly, organic cotton, this tee isn’t just a statement—it’s a conversation starter! With the hilarious slogan, “Does This Shirt Make Me Look Retired?” you’ll not only turn heads but also crack a smile (or ten) while showing off your playful personality.

Our eco-friendly, carbon-neutral T-shirts mean you can look great while helping save the planet—talk about a win-win! Designed with love in Manchester, this cheeky number is delivered in plastic-free packaging, showing our oceans some much-needed love.

So why not embrace your fun side and make a sustainable statement? Join the Teevolution and shop this must-have tee today. Remember, life’s better with a laugh, and now it can be better for the planet too!

Size Guide

Chest: Measure all round your chest just below your armpits.

Waist: Measure round your waistline, where your trousers would button up.

Height: Your natural height.

If you fall between the sizes, go for the larger of the two.

Product Specification

Certified Organic Cotton t-shirt, 155g/m2. Wash cool, hang dry. GM free. Not tested on animals. Does not contain animal-derived products. Printed with low waste printing tech. Made in a renewable energy powered factory audited for a wide range of social and sustainability criteria.